The Blandomorph is one of the first enemies encountered in the Dungeon. It is a weak, low-level creature with a vaguely humanoid shape and general uninteresting appearance.

when encountered:

"You see nothing of interest. A blandomorph appears!"

when hit

"You hit, the blandomorph lets out a sigh."

when it attempts to hit you

"it unexcitedly tries to hit you."

if it succeeds

"it somehow manages a hit"

when killed

"the blandomorph unceremoniously collapses . A blandomorph killer is you!

if clicked

"you see a blandomorph, so boring, what a waste."