When your Health Points (or HP) reach 0, you get a YASD Tombstone. From there, you can either use your Second Wind or the ‘Game Over’ button, to submit your Score or to return to the Menu.
Here is a list of most of the messages you can get on the tombstones and how to get them. Many are missing and everyone is free to complete the list.
Message | How to get? |
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You were killed by a Blandomorph, how unexciting. | Lose against the Blandomorph. |
Life’s a tragedy, an Avant Garde Ball of Clay killed you! | Lose against the Avant Garde Clay. |
That little thing killed you? | Lose against the Gridbug. |
You became a Rooky Orc’s first kill! | Lose against the Rooky Orc. |
Kinda’ ironic that a skeleton killed you. | Lose against the Skeleton Soldier. |
Woops, it wasn’t so harmless, my bad. | Lose against the Harmless Lichen. |
You were multiplied by yourself by a Kosher Kube! | Lose against the Kosher Kube. |
How did you fall for that? That was an Obvious Mimic! | Lose against the Obvious Mimic. |
You join the Acolyte for a few drinks, it’s holy, man. | Lose against the Drunken Acolyte. |
GODAMMIT THAT WAS THE CHEAPEST DEATH EVER! ARGH! | Lose against the Goddamn Friggin’ Bat. |
You were killed by a Red Shroom... How!?! | Lose against the Red Shroom. |
Taken out by an Elite Orc, tango down! | Lose against the Elite Orc. |
Frozen in feary by a Frightening Ghost, boo. | Lose against the Frightening Ghost. |
You were poisoned by an unlabeled potion! | Drink a Poisonous Potion with low HP. |
Your flute playing skills were terrible! The newts mauled you. | Fail the Flute with low HP. |
You joined the legions of the Dungeon Wanderer. | Lose against the Dungeon Wanderer. |
Maimed and hug by an angry Dungeon Mob! | Lose against the Angry Dungeon Mob. |
DM says you’re gonna die, well, you die. | Lose against the Dungeon Master. |
You fell while climbing the highest mountain. | Fail the Highest Mountain with low HP. |
You drowned while skipping the widest river. | Fail the Widest River with low HP. |
It was horrible... That Monster... | Lose against the Monster. |
You were shamelessy beaten by a Shameless Plug! | Lose against the Shameless Plug. |
While fighting a Boar, you died of boredome. | Lose against the Boar. |
You were violated by the Scout Drone! | Lose against the Scout Drone. |
A Mokujin kills you, it was a failure of your own! | Lose against the Mokujin. |
You caught fire with the Eternal Flame! | Lose against the Eternal Flame. |
You caught fire with the Infinite Flame! | Lose against the Infinite Flame. |
You were personally offended by a nativist fauna! | Lose against the Nativist Fauna. |
That ribbon sure adds some power to that Boar. | Lose against the Ribbon Boar. |
That Something Endangered just endangered you! | Lose against the Something Endangered. |
The Troubled Fairy was nothing but trouble! | Lose against the Troubled Fairy. |
You were obliterated by the Advanced Drone! | Lose against the Advanced Drone. |
You were taught a lesson by the Ent Ancient! | Lose against the Ent Ancient. |
The Hard Rock just rocked you! | Lose against the Hard Rock. |
You were no match for the Scarlet Fencer! | Lose against the Scarlet Fencer. |
You were no match for the Crystal Fencer! | Lose against the Crystal Fencer. |
You were no match for the Ancient Fencer! | Lose against the Ancient Fencer. |
The Fallen Knight has ended you! | Lose against the Fallen Knight. |
The Piper has ended you! | Lose against the Piper. |
The Roamer has ended you! | Lose against the Roamer. |
The Conjurer has ended you! | Lose against the Conjurer. |
The Wraith has ended you! | Lose against the Wraith. |
Killed by a Rodney, do you want your possessions identified? | Lose against the Rodney. |
You lost all your work! | Lose against the Error Message. |
You were more abysmal then an Abysmal Boar. | Lose against the Abysmal Boar. |
You were zapped by the Miscreant! | Lose against the Greater Miscreant. |
Well that was a wonderful Little Box, wasn't it? | Lose against the Little Box of Abominations. |
You were taken by the Slenderman. | Lose against Slendy. |
u were killed by the Zombie Goast | Lose against the zombie goast. |
You just ran out of time... Hello Mr Moon, what a wonderful | Lose against the Moon. |
You were taken out by the Future Agent. | Lose against the Future Agent. |
You felt the wrath of the Chrono Wraith! | Lose against the Chrono Wraith. |
Mr. Robato's circumstances are out of your control! | Lose against Mr. Robato. |
You were dreamt away by a celestial squid. | Lose against the Celestial Squid. |
A Devil for every good soul lost. | Lose against the Devil. |
CONSTRUCT TARGET DEMOLISHED! | Lose against one of the Constructs. |
You've been defeated by the Arena Fighter!! | Lose against the Arena Fighter. |
You joined the legions of the Plane Wanderers. | Lose against the Plane Wanderer |
You had dinner with the Polite Flayer. | Lose against the Polite Flayer. |
You were arrested by the Wall Guard! | Lose against the Wall Guard. |
You cannot defeat your maker. | Lose against Krillix. |
You cannot defy Armon’s order. | Lose against Armon. |
You cannot stop the tide of Spediphis’s time. | Lose against Spediphis. |
You cannot understand the ways of Zorom’s logic. | Lose against Zorom. |
Trivia[]
The YASD stands for "Yet another stupid death". This is also a reference to Nethack.